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Ph(ilosopher)’s hints
This philosopher, who has called his field a boring, pedantic, useless and pretentious subject, from time to time writes some wisdoms and advices, and I thought (as they are useful and funny) that it would be super selfish of me not to share them. Allora, here they are:
A great motivation technique: stand up once every few hours and shout “Shaka” - as loud as you can (it also helps to release pressure;))
In case you didn’t know yet, here is a thick description of academia: “academia is a large house with lots and lots of highly intelligent, over qualified and underemployed people that are getting paid to do nothing but ripping each others work into pieces”.
A tip on how to live your life: “Live your life as if you want to write a biography and not a CV!!!”
Bu.sh. must be the official abbreviation for “bull shit”… this philosopher has also noticed that Bush is a “four letter word”, which is an expression for everything nasty, because all swearwords seem to have four letters in English (sh**, f***, s***,d***,c***).
Women and men looks: for a woman its much easier to look magically - she only puts her lipstick on, while guys have to go to the gym for three months;)
To be efficient with work: one should take a bit time off! We are all the time concerned with not wasting time, and forget to really switch off!
To be continued …
By Nana | February 9, 2006 | Topics: General |
February 9th, 2006 at 11:14 pm
Very wise indeed.
I’m a bit worried by how easily I’ve come up with an appropriate word for every one of those ****s.